i don't need a pretty face next to me when i sell things

I don't need a pretty face next to me to help me sell things I don't need a pretty face next to me, to help me sell things.

I am perfectly capable of selling things on my without a pretty face.

I pride myself in being the best seller in my company and I don't need help from anyone or anything, especially from a pretty face.

I sell various things from cars, electrical household products and I make deals all the time.

My boss seems to think that I could sell more if I had a pretty face next to me.

I tried standing my ground but in the end I gave in.

I accepted a pretty face to be next to me when I sell something.

Then a bloody pretty head started floating in the air and it floated next to me.

It was a pretty face and some of its blood got onto my shirt.

My boss said a bit of blood wouldn't do no harm to nobody.

That day i sold cars and electrical goods to so many customers but that floating pretty head was annoying.

It was just smiling and giving that high pitch positive remarks to the customers, it was pissing me off.

It felt like all the things that I had sold that day wasn't all down to me.

I know that i don't need pretty face to help me sell things.

That floating pretty head was really pissing me off.

So I stabbed the pretty head and kept on stabbing it and the floating head screamed.

I made it ugly and that day I sold so much gear, and I felt like I had earned all on my own.

My boss wasn't happy about the floating pretty head now, well it wasn't pretty anymore.

I told my boss that I don't need no floating pretty head to help me sell things.

Then as weeks went by I started noticing myself and how neat and smart I look.

It started to irritate me that my own looks might be the reason I sell things.

I don't need to look good to sell things.

The next couple of days I felt and didn't feel that I deserved the commission from selling things.

I could sell thing if my neat and smart look went away.

So I doused myself in fire and it took away my looks and I was still selling things.

I am so good at selling that when my looks are destroyed, I am still on top.

My manager still wants me to have a pretty face floating next to me when I sell things.

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