i owe this guy money

I owe this guy money I own a funeral business and whenever I prepare a funeral for a anyone, a man walks into the funeral and shouts out loud that I owe him.

He says it while everyone is saying good bye to the deceased and its just so rude.

I have no idea why he comes into every funeral and shouts out loud that I owe him.

I have never met him before and I have never given him money buy yet he feels that I owe him money.

It's becoming really bad now and I need him to stop because it's disrupting my services.

I had a deceased man in a coffin and so many people were turning up at the funeral to pay their respects.

They were paying their respects by urinating on the coffin as it is their tradition.

The funeral smelled of urine and I had never known such custom of urinating on a coffin with a deceased person in it.

There were so many people crying and urinating on the coffin.

They paid a lot of money and so I was happy about that and I meet with so many people with different customs.

Then that man came and he started shouting that I owe him money.

I got security to escort him out.

Then at another funeral I had prepared, I found that if anyone wasn't crying for the deceased then someone would try to make them cry.

They would hit them and they started cutting onions and they were really desperate to have everyone crying.

It was ridiculous in my opinion and when anyone tried saying anything bad about the deceased, violence would erupt.

Then that guy appeared in the middle of the funeral claiming that I owe him money.

I tried to have a one on one with him outside, and I wanted to understand exactly how I owed him money.

He even went so far to say that he even deserves to be part of the business.

I have never met this guy and he just comes up to me and says that I owe him money.

Then he tells me "you noticed that the death rates have gone up in this area?" And I reply with a "yes" and then he says "they are not normal deaths but actual murders" I looked worried and then he pointed at the decease in the coffin where a funeral is still going.

"That guy in the coffin, I murdered him and that's why you owe me money.

I've been murdering a lot of people and they all ended up using your funeral services.

If it wasn't for me then your funeral business wouldn't have sky rocketed" He had a point.

So now I give him some money.

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