my 5 year old son committed genocide and now wants his batman toy

My 5 year old son committed genocide and now wants his batman toy that I had promised him I told my son that if he commits genocide against the alien race called the fahaks, then I will buy him a batman toy.

they came to our planet in desperation and our hopeless government gave them a home and I hate them.

My 5 year old son adorably said that he will commit genocide and wipe our the whole race of fahaks.

I laughed my head off and I thought it was really cute the way my son said that he will commit genocide against the fahaks.

I hugged him so hard and I knew was on the same line as thinking as I was against the race of fahaks.

I then went into the secret room where his mother is tied up and I told her "see our son is exactly like me and not you!" And she screamed at me to let her go.

I am not going to let her go as I find her to be a traitor of the human race because she finds favor among the race of fahaks.

My 5 year old son then came into the room where he mother is being held as prisoner and he shouted "I am going to commit genocide against the fahaks" and I was so proud.

I want to admit that I didn't think he would actually do it and I thought he was just being a kid, but I guess he really wanted that batman toy.

He woke me up and he whispered "dad I committed genocide against the race of fahaks" and he grabbed my arm and I was out of bed.

The race of fahaks were living an hour away from our town, and I only believed my son because he had a limb that belonged to the fahaks.

When I drove down to the area where the fahaks were living, I couldn't believe my eyes.

They were all dead and their blood was splattered all over the place.

My 5 year old son was laughing like a maniac and he was mocking all of them.

I know I didn't like the fahaks but now I'm worried about my son and how he could have committed something like this?

There was one individual fahak that was still alive and was gasping for life.

My son went up to him and stabbed him with a sharp object which had fully killed him.

I was having regrets now about everything I was teaching my son.

My son then went up to me and said "can I have my batman toy now"

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