we are closed signs

We are closed signs I was inside an ice cream shop and I was enjoying having my ice cream.

It's mint chocolate that I like the best and not everyone agrees with me but mint chocolate is the best.

Before I entered the ice cream shop I saw on the door it had a 'we are open' sign.

As soon as i entered the ice cream shop the owner asked me with a smile "would you like a steak?" And I was worried because I was sure that it was an ice cream shop.

The ice cream man then laughed and said "I'm joking are not a steak restaurant but an ice cream shop" and I gave a sigh of relief and I ordered a mint chocolate ice cream.

As I was eating my ice cream a waft of wind came into the shop and it had hit my private area, and I could feel tingles.

It wasn't a good time to get horny while eating mint chocolate ice cream and as I quickly ate my ice cream, I went for the door to get out but the owner said "can't you see that outside is closed" and I looked at the owner and he then pointed at the sign which read 'sorry we are closed' and he was right.

So I had to wait inside the ice cream shop till outside wasn't closed.

I did enjoy my ice cream though and the mint chocolate with chocolate sauce was just the right hit.

I always get annoyed at people who have something against mint chocolate ice cream and it gets me visibly angry.

Then as night time came the sign still read 'sorry we are closed' and I was becoming impatient.

No one else was coming inside the ice cream shop.

Then it was mid night.

There was a knock on the door and it was 2 kids and I thought to myself how 2 kids could be out so late.

There was something off about them and their skin was way too clean and their voices were hollow and empty.

There was something about their eyes and they took their own eyes out and said "look at our eyes, it's not all black is it" and some of their eye balls were black but not all of it.

"Don't let them in!

They are the black eyed kids and some of them are wearing contact lenses now to trick us" the ice cream owner said and the two kids put their eye balls back into their eye sockets again.

The two kids then walked away.

Outside was still closed and I got annoyed and asked "when is outside open?" And I then observed the sign and when I looked at the other side of the sign it had read 'we are open' Maybe this owner is trying to keep me here for evil reasons.

I turned the sign around and went outside.

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