don't kiss your love robots during winter

Don't kiss your love robots during winter People keep saying not to kiss the love robots in winter and I don't really see the problem.

Love has really changed now and people are going our with robots and even getting married to them.

Going out with a human being is so last century I guess.

I mean it was always going to happen the case of human relationships.

With all of the divorces and bad relationships, getting a robot to be in a relationship with you was always inevitable.

I remember the days when relationship with robots had started, there was distaste at first but it soon took off.

All of the controlling toxic people loved being in a relationship with a robot, because they could control the robot with however they saw fit.

Also you had those with dark desires doing things to their robots, and their robots ended up in the skip because of it.

Robots took a lot of bad people from entering relationships with humans.

There are those who are completely against relationships with robots and there is a secret society made up to fight against such coupling.

Any how I kept hearing about not kissing your robot in cold winter times but I love making out under the cold lit moon, where the air is crispy cold and stars are shining bright.

I took my love robot out on a date and we went for a long walk under the cold night air, everything looked amazing with the city lights from a distance and the moon shining so bright.

I then kissed the robot under the freezing air and then I realised why you should kiss love robots when it's cold.

I found myself not being able to move my face away, as my facial skin was stuck to the robots face.

My skin was tightly stuck and if I pulled any further, then it would pull my facial skin right off.

Now the robot wasn't moving and so we were both stuck in this one position.

I guess the robot was designed to not move when kissing, and to only start moving when the human person stops kissing them.

It was getting colder and my face was incredibly stuck to the robots cold face.

I tried with a bit of force to pull my face away but it didn't do anything apart from making my love robot think that it is being attacked, that's when things got bad.

The robot pulled my face off and my whole facial skin came off.

Luckily the hospital was not so far away.

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