which theory is better the orange peel theory or the i killed my kids theory

Which theory is better: the orange peel theory or I killed my kids theory I am not sure which theory is better?

Is the 'orange peel theory' better than the 'I killed our kids theory' and I am just not sure.

The orange peel theory is when a spouse asks their other spouse whether they could peel the orange for them.

A seemingly simple task and they observe the other spouses reactions.

Usually it's a pass when the other spouse peels the orange.

I passed the orange peel theory when my wife asked me to do it.

Now I am going to give her a test to see her reaction.

I am going to say to her that I murdered our kids.

I am going to give the kids away to my parents for the weekend without her knowing, and then I am going to say to her that I murderer our kids to see how she reacts.

If she still loves and supports me then that is good.

Lately we have both been gas lighting each other and trying to make each other believe stuff that never actually happened.

Also I have been giving myself murder advice for some reason.

Like in the boxing gym the guy I out boxed so very well in sparring, I can easily murder him him if I wanted to.

So when the day came to test my wife with the 'I killed my kids' theory and I murdered my neighbours kids instead.

I am using their bodies to make it out like it is our kids.

It's getting worse day by day, I keep giving myself murder advice and I can't help it.

Sometimes I give myself murder advice out in public.

Like when I outgrappled a guy in grappling class, I can easily kill him if I wanted to.

The day came when I had my neighbours kids in body bags and I told my wife "I murdered the kids" and she became emotional but still accepted me.

Then I gave her the good news that it's not our kids that are dead but our neighbours kids, and she was relieved.

She was passed at me for testing her but I replied that she tested me with the orange peel thing.

I brought the kids back to the house from my parents house and she has been giving me the silent treatment.

I kept telling her why it's ok for her to test me but it's not ok for when I do it.

She said the orange peel theory is reasonable but the 'I killed my kids' theory is not.

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